Dick size, however, doesn't seem to matter all that much.
One is Deviant Kade, an adult video performer who often performs his penile parlor trick for the camera, and the other is a young man named John who didn't want his real name used because he doesn't want to be forced to throw his legs over his head at every party he goes to for the rest of his life.
Come on, you know you've tried it.
Don't only get limber on the day of your big try, but spend a week really seeing how far you can stretch your torso and everything above your shoulders.
Unsurprisingly, it's much easier to reach your dick if you don't have a big belly in the way.
How to Suck Your Own Dick
Pick a Position Kade prefers to lie on his back and lift his heels in the air, bringing his cock toward his mouth. John, who discovered he could self suck while taking a shit with a boner a particular neurosis we won't even get into prefers a seated position where he bends at the waist and brings the head down to the promised land. Come on, you know you've tried it. It will be a lot easier to call a sympathetic friend than an ambulance full of EMTs who will laugh at you. Here are some tips from two different guys who can both fellate their own little fella. Maybe you should go read another article about cat cafes or something.